Copenhagen to Berlin - High speed, Heat Waves & Honeys

First full day in Copenhagen got off to a good start, with a stroll down to the river and a preview from the “Dyke Army 69 Display Team”.



Efforts to get pictures as requested by Sara, failed miserably…as KOB & FU were not prepared to pay for the privilege. In order to fulfil Sara’s second request, we managed to get some pictures of quality footwear (and stockings) along with some volunteers who put their hands up to cries of “Sausage wants girl-on-girl porn…who’s up for it”!!




Soldering on, we stumbled on the self-governing hippy conclave called “Christiania” hosting the worst smelling toilet in the E.U.



Needless to say, we did manage to get some quality pictures of Danish Architecture







And manage to disrespect one of Denmark’s most famous Royal landmarks by turning it into Marks hat:


Back to the hotel in the evening as we were in dire need of after sun and on to the icebar…Vodka + Andy + Pissed mark = the following






Sausage will be pleased to see that in place of girl-on-girl action...we have Mark to thank for boy-on-Reindeer fluff action



The evenings finale ended in the burial of one of Andy’s myths…it would appear that Swedish women are quite tactile...and were even keen to demonstrate initial contact protocol:



After being thrown out of the icebar for lewd behaviour, we went to bed…all set for our onward journey to Berlin.

With another ferry to catch, and absolutely no time to waste, the "twats” dispensed with Danish highways and hit the German Autobahn with vengeance…(sat-nav clarification of actual speed below, click for large) despite outside record temperatures of 36 degrees...