Thursday, 26 June 2008

Fasten your seatbelts...

KOB & FU are proud to announce the continuation of The EuroBean School of International Driving. This year (and coming to a PC near you) the following vids will be available in high-def, colour-corrected loveliness:
  • Maximum Speed test - Sat-nav verified
  • 0-60 tests- Timed attempts
  • 0-60-0 test- Timed attempts
  • Convergence test- minimum time to dual carriageway from Toll
In addition to these classic EuroBean faves, the boys will be looking to up-the-anti this year with some new benchmarks for:

  • Handling tests - High-speed cornering performance
  • The 11's tests - Smoke/tyre marks generated from standing starts
  • General abuse tests - Frowns, finger gestures, fist shaking and verbal outbursts generated from our European cousins
With the availability of 99 RON petrol, a general lack of respect for world landmarks and all communication to local law enforcement/randomisers being restricted to "s-o-r-r-y....w-e d-o-n-t u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d y-o-u!!!" EuroBean 08 has the potential to be as eventful as it's infamous predecessor.

SO...log on, sit back, and enjoy (except you Big Vin...we all know where that leads!!). :-)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brrruuuummmmm Brruuuummmmmm! (and screech of tyres!) :-)

Anonymous said...

Love your 911 guys.

Anonymous said...

Can you also time how long it will take for Andy to shit his pants when he gets pulled over by a Germany policeman who is just about to impound his 911 and send him to jail for dangerous driving!

I reckon 22 seconds with a little sneeky fart to finish.

Frequently_Unimpressed said...

Vinny...what the hell is wrong with you??, this obsessive focus on pubic hair, scat and floating air biscuits concerns me...stop typing and get back to your Thai bride!