KOB & FU are proud to announce the continuation of The EuroBean School of International Driving. This year (and coming to a PC near you) the following vids will be available in high-def, colour-corrected loveliness:- Maximum Speed test - Sat-nav verified
- 0-60 tests- Timed attempts
- 0-60-0 test- Timed attempts
- Convergence test- minimum time to dual carriageway from Toll
In addition to these classic EuroBean faves, the boys will be looking to up-the-anti this year with some new benchmarks for:
- Handling tests - High-speed cornering performance
- The 11's tests - Smoke/tyre marks generated from standing starts
- General abuse tests - Frowns, finger gestures, fist shaking and verbal outbursts generated from our European cousins
With the availability of 99 RON petrol, a general lack of respect for world landmarks and all communication to local law enforcement/randomisers being restricted to "s-o-r-r-y....w-e d-o-n-t u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d y-o-u!!!" EuroBean 08 has the potential to be as eventful as it's infamous predecessor.
SO...log on, sit back, and enjoy (except you Big Vin...we all know where that leads!!). :-)
4 comments:
Brrruuuummmmm Brruuuummmmmm! (and screech of tyres!) :-)
Love your 911 guys.
Can you also time how long it will take for Andy to shit his pants when he gets pulled over by a Germany policeman who is just about to impound his 911 and send him to jail for dangerous driving!
I reckon 22 seconds with a little sneeky fart to finish.
Vinny...what the hell is wrong with you??, this obsessive focus on pubic hair, scat and floating air biscuits concerns me...stop typing and get back to your Thai bride!
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